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How do you work this thing? I need to write lots of sh*t no one wants to read.

  • Peter Jennings, the Whoopee Bowl and the Passage of Time

    The last time the date felt right

    like it was really that day

    was around 1994,

    before time sped up

    Is it any wonder that 5 minutes is forever to a kid?

    Five minutes in proportion to the rest of a life,

    it’s a much bigger piece to the very young

    the mind is a glass of water and every memory is a grain of sand.

    no wonder the tiny pieces get harder to locate

    when there are more all the time

    of course memory is finite

    of course it can be full

    of course it ends up mud.

    It’s only logical.

    Things seem like institutions

    until they disappear.

    They seem permanent

    when nothing else was ever known

    until something else is known

    and another something else is known

    and we learn that there is no such thing as permanence.

    The man who built the Whoopee Bowl didn’t want a flea market

    he wanted an amusement park

    and now even that is gone,

    even that bonanza of the absurd is a vacant building painted beige.

    When I turn on the news I still expect Peter Jennings

    but Peter is not there any more.

    No one else will ever be able to do the news right ever again

    the news was supposed to be done the way Peter Jennings did it

    The young mourn rock stars

    I mourn news anchors.

    Tagged: oddramblings badpoetry peter jennings lostyouth

    Posted on July 13, 2011

  • Nothing Will Be This Important Ever Again

    Jimmy Page wrote a note to Neil Young

    that note’s enshrined in Cleveland. 

    People were once made famous in limited ways.

    It was a light that shined on them

    there were only so many lights.

    We cared about the things rockstars did

    what they said to each other

    and the objects they touched.

    As the pool of collective memory fills

    with the last fifty years

    archived by our advances in technology

    importance weakens, the material dilutes, dissolves

    and without a finite number of lights to shine

    it’s all just floating junk.

    A “water-washed diamond” is just paper

    and the crust to Elvis’s sandwich is no more important

    than Nelly’s band aid, Bieber’s sweatshirt, a piece of lint,

    a cigarette butt that passed near someone famous.

    These things are made important

    by the love of a vast number of people

    who now are fickle with their affections.

    With so much minutiae and focus so divided

    the lights flicker past

    and nothing will be this important ever again…

    which is probably good.

    It’s rather unsettling but maybe

    the beginning of a pendulum swing towards loving

    things that are real, relevant,

    immediate.

    Tagged: celebrity fame old dudes super fans

    Posted on July 9, 2011

  • Huh.

    Posted on January 28, 2011

  • Oh look, my picture, that’s neat…

    …and all the example stuff is gone.

    Posted on January 28, 2011

  • How did I get so old?

    I think I need to stick to facebook because I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here.

    Tagged: confusedbytumblr

    Posted on January 28, 2011

  • Posted on January 28, 2011

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